Sunday, July 5, 2009

It's not delivery... its a:

Patriotic Pizza

Sometimes you don't want to cook and you want to order in, because let's be real capitalism is what makes this country great. You know that Delaware invented capitalism? Look that shit up. It's true.


$14.57 (hopefully made up of at least some Delaware quarters, you know the ones that say first state?)
A phone
A picture of a flag

Cooking Instructions:

Use your phone to call for the pizza. Wait and let it arrive, pay the delivery boy $14.57. Paste the picture of the flag on the box.
Optional: Tip the delivery boy, but only if he looks like he's from Delaware or is possibly the first of something.

The only problem with Delaware is that no other states can live up to us. It's hard to start a trend like "statehood" and have others not hate you for it.

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