Here in Delaware we have a saying, and it goes a little something like this:
"We are the first and therefore greatest state, and we invented patriotism."
So with that in mind we present all you lesser people the delaware breakfast!
Take the waffle and decorate the shit out of it with the fruits until it looks like the g-d American flag.
But wait, you don't know how to make a waffle? A waffle too hard for you to make without instructions? Too Bad. In Delaware it rains waffles.