Sunday, July 5, 2009

For the fastfood lovers

Delaware's the beef?

What's more American than fastfood? And you know who created the first fast food restaurant? Delaware. I have no evidence to back up this claim but how could we have not?! We are the first at EVERYTHING!


One old lady
One Wendy's hamburger

Cooking Instructions:

Have the old lady say "Where's the Beef?" Give her the hamburger. Celebrate that since you're from Delaware you are fundamentally better than everything else.

I bet if Delaware wasn't around we'd all be speaking Russian. Delaware also invented cold fusion. And chiaroscuro. And hyperboles. We invented everything first.


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