Delaware's the beef?
What's more American than fastfood? And you know who created the first fast food restaurant? Delaware. I have no evidence to back up this claim but how could we have not?! We are the first at EVERYTHING!
One old lady
One Wendy's hamburger
Have the old lady say "Where's the Beef?" Give her the hamburger. Celebrate that since you're from Delaware you are fundamentally better than everything else.
I bet if Delaware wasn't around we'd all be speaking Russian. Delaware also invented cold fusion. And chiaroscuro. And hyperboles. We invented everything first.