Here in Delaware we have a saying, and it goes a little something like this:
"We are the first and therefore greatest state, and we invented patriotism."
So with that in mind we present all you lesser people the delaware breakfast!
Ingredients:
Rasberries
Bananas
BlueBerries
Waffles
Cooking Instructions:
Take the waffle and decorate the shit out of it with the fruits until it looks like the g-d American flag.
But wait, you don't know how to make a waffle? A waffle too hard for you to make without instructions? Too Bad. In Delaware it rains waffles.
GREATEST STATE!
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